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Pastimes : Post Your Chicken Jokes Here

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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (216)4/17/1998 4:32:00 PM
From: Mr Metals  Read Replies (1) of 260
 
The way you fart describes your personality

CONCEITED Thinks he can fart the loudest -- and tries

UNLUCKY Tries to fart -- can't -- shits instead

FOOLISH Farts and giggles

BEWILDERED Can't tell his own from others

SLOVENLY Farts and fizzles -- rots his pants

NERVOUS Stops in the middle of a fart

MISERABLE Can't fart at all

CONFUSED Face so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to go

GROUCH Grumbles when ladies fart

SNEAKY Farts and blames it on the dog

DISAPPOINTED One whose farts don't smell

FRESH GUY Jumps in front of you to fart

BULLY Farts louder than anyone else

WISE Farts and asks, "Who in the hell shit?"

MUSICAL Tenor or bass -- clear as a bell -- smells like shit -- sounds
like hell

HONEST Admits that it was the hostess who farted

LIVELY GUY Jumps in the air, farts three times, and clicks his heels
simultaneously
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