OT: <<Sign In A BBQ Restaurant>>
No, not a SIGN. The ribs didn't take on a other-wordly golden hue.
And the carver didn't babble in tongues. Not one of THOSE
signs. Not something out of an episode of "Touched By Roma
Downey," a not unappealing notion, I might add.
It was just a little paper sign pinned to the wall with one of those map tacks...
"So how did the fool and his money get hooked up in the
first place?"
Let's review the theories of this day... (not that all doubts
fall into this category)
* SEEK in the 20's at sundown... this town ain't big enough
for the both of us'n... I'm a callin' you out, cowpoke...
* Hey, SEEK doesn't make any money, ergo SEEK sucks...
* Didn't you hear me? SEEK sucks...
* As a stock, SEEK did not exist until I invested in it.
Now, please tell me why I'm here? Help, I've fallen and I
can't get up. Clap on, clap off, the clapper.
* It's all a bunch of hype, you know whatamean? Over 100%
in about two weeks, not real money. Moon landings, yeah right.
My cousin owns a warehouse in Mexia, Texas where the whole "moon
thing" was filmed. Do not be duped, America. Where's the outrage?
* E-commerce schmeecommerce! Next you'll be talking ATMs where
I can get money 24 hours a day...? Sheesh. Color TV. Dreamer...
Get a real job.
* Search engines schmearch engines! Get a real job.
* I'm a shorter who's doing this little cyber experiment. Would
you like to participate? All you have to do is believe me when
I tell you that SEEK will be slightly under $.25 by the end of
next week. SELL! SELL! Motro found with goat on pleasure boat
called Monkey Business! SELL! SELL! SEEK search engine blows
a rod somewhere outside of Dedham, Mass. SELL! SELL!
Best Regards All SEEK LONGsuits,
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