and a little weekend humor:
<< Seeing Eye Dogs There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." >
>The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got >dogs with us."
>The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead." They >walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts >on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. >A guy at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."
>The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't understand. This >is my seeing-eye dog."
>The guy at the door says, "A Doberman Pinscher?"
>He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good."
>The guy at the door says, "Come on in."
>The guy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a >pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. The guy at the door says, >"Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
>The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my >seeing-eye dog."
>The guy at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"
>The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You mean they gave me >a Chihuahua?" |