MIGHTY CHICKEN RELEASED EARLY: GOOD BEHAVIOR OR CORN SHORTAGE?
Readers will be interested in learning that Tastes Like Chicken, (AKA The Mighty Chicken, Mr. Mighty Chicken, The Mighty Fowl, Chickosaurus, Chick-O-Rama, the Chickenmeister, the Bawkster, and BAWK) was released recently from the Silicon Graybar Hotel. The Mighty Fowl thanked his supporters and vowed to get busy as soon as he gets back from a few hours in the henhouse "to blow off some steam".
In a related story, nothing further has been heard from Dave Mammal, (AKA Zippy) and this reporter has no knowledge of his whereabouts or if he intends to return to The Valley.
Any further developments can probably be found on this thread, because I'm tired of being a reporter for the Bawkster. eom |
