******My Venerable Mentor and his Fatal Time Frame******
Warning: The following posting is for the longs in ZITL only. For short sellers, please skip it for its content may be hazardous to your financial health.
My venerable mentor and his fatal time frame......
Whenever I am under vicious attacks from these 3 ft. midgets, I always dig up my discolored tea leaves for advice. I did just that last night and found what my venerable mentor wrote, "......The time frame for these moves could be fatal......It matters little whether the rise is powered by hot air or solid rocket boosters......It matters little if it takes months or days for the orbit to degrade......What matters is NOW!....Options must be covered at closing date which is ten trading days away (naked bears running to cover their exposed body parts will not be a pretty sight)......Available retail shares are shrinking (thanks to the bragging shortie who shot himself in the foot by disclosing his source-of-shares secrets)......Large blocks that had been accumulated on expectations that are months away can be viewed as "off the market" for any shorts to manipulate......Hence, available shares for the shorties are FEWER and fewer & f*w*r......If any good news comes along (like their washing machine beats Whirlpool's), it will go to Mars (my original expectation is the Moon, now you can see my venerable mentor is a lot wiser)......If it can sustain life, it could even stay there (my honorable mentor, do you really think that it will go to $699 and STAY there?)....."
As I returned the leaves to my monastery, I asked myself, "$699? Just like apostle David preaches?" Then came a voice so full of love and tranquility, "No, my humble monk. It is $6,999. That puny number is for the Moon."
My venerable mentor, how would I thank thee?
Best wishes from a mad monk.
Disclaimer: The above are strictly communications between monks and should not be construed as buy or sell recommendations. It is NOT intented to strike FEAR into the bears' hearts because I know that they will heed the above warning and NOT to read this posting. As a vegetarian and animal lover, how could I write anything to frighten these mean sweating species? |
