Re: C.K. gona be there, too?
Hello Kevin,
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This is Cheryl, that's right , as in C. K. Houston. How did I get Tom C's computer, well, it's a long story. You have time I am sure.
PRINT THIS PAGE OUT AND GIVE TO PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT!!! DO NOT GIVE IT TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT!!!
If you want to email the link to this message from me to Kevin Watson about why I will not be at his little get together, use the following URL, not the one at the top of the screen:
techstocks.com
WHAT MUST BE WILL BE
I, and the other Daughters of the Texas Alamo are extremely busy these days. I'm Chairperson of the Y2K defense committee (another important but thankless task), which runs something similar to a soup kitchen, except we dispense guns and ammo to the Y2K needy.
TO READ MORE ABOUT MY TIRELESS EFFORT FOR THE DAUGTHERS OF THE TEXAS ALAMO
First: Turn on your computer
Second: Connect to the Internet
Third: Suspend your critical thought patterns and all reasoning capabilities
Forth: Visit this site:
thedaugsofthealamo.com
WHERE WAS I?
Recently, I was able to convince the other Daughters to start Operation Y2K Compliance NOW. We sweep through a LARGE Texas airport screening arriving and departing passengers carrying laptop computers for Y2K compliance( I'd tell you more but I don't want to give our location away, I'll give you a hint: It's an INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT!).
IT WAS A HARD SELL, BUT WORTH THE TIME
I've been able to convince the local authorities to let us confiscate all laptops that fail my Y2K compliance testing (not bad for a dumb girl - ha, ha!). These are secret tests so don't ask me to explain how they work! Anyway, that is how I got this guy Tom C's laptop.
ABOUT THAT DINER INVATATION
I just learned what RSVPPMP means (For those of you who do not know, e-mail me and I will explain it, I'd do it here but it somewhat risqu‚, you can't be too careful, you know). For those unfamiliar with Dinner invitations please PRINT THE FOLLOWING WEB PAGE OUT AND GIVE TO PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT!!!
dinnerwithothers.com
Remember: Turn on your computer and printer before accessing the page.
THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT TAKES TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM ITSELF IS UNBELEAVABLE
I would love to stop by for dinner with you, the Wexlers, and the North's but until this Y2K thing is cleaned up it is hard for me to make time for NORMAL things unrelated to the current Y2K crisis.
UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE A PRIOR ENGAGEMENT WITH THE ARK INSTITUTE
WOFLMO, but, I am presenting my research (available it Word 97 format only) on the effect of the Y2K crisis on Global Warming. It's a little know fact uncovered by my tireless research that the extra machine cycles required by windowing code will contribute to significantly to this problem.
IF YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT THIS TOM C PERSON
He was very uncooperative when we impressed him into the Texas Y2K Service. Yes, I know that EXECUTIVE Order No 2000 has not been invoked by the president yet, but I am just a dumb girl, that my defense, what is yours?
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Regards
Cheryl
ps: Go FBNA |
