We all know that Nuclear Power is clean and safe.
Im a Mutant, Youre a Mutant
a post-atomic childrens song
by Dennis Chang
(sung to the tune of "You Are My Sunshine")
Oh Im a mutant, and youre a mutant.
We were born after the Judgment Day.
You have but one arm, but Ive got three arms,
So lets go, be happy, and play!
We have no hair nor an epidermis,
Your back is hunched and my necks askew.
Were asymmetric. Thats how we like it,
And we like these tumours we grew!
Oh Im a mutant, and youre a mutant.
We were born after the A-bombs fell.
Irradiated, but we dont hate it;
While were friends, we arent in hell!
Nuclear winter means lots of skiing,
And making snowmen, and building forts.
It would be perfect, except for fall-out.
So lets play, cause life is too short.
Oh Im a mutant, and youre a mutant.
Our genes are warped and it really shows:
The missing limbs and the extra fingers,
The crooked spine and the knotted toes,
Vestigial tail and ingrown nails,
But you know, thats just how it goes...
Yes you know, thats just how it grows! |
