NEWS RELEASE ;)
Tuesday April 66, 2:38 pm Eastern Time
Company Press Release
Firamada, Inc. to Change Name to Firamada.Com, Inc.
Name Change in Lieu of Trying to Build a Business
NEW YORK--(MARK WIRE)--April 66, 1998--Firamada, Inc. today announced it will change its name to Firamada.Com, Inc. to take advantage
of rampant internet mania on Wall Street.
President Ira Monas could not be reached for comment, but could be seem dancing a jigg through his 13th floor window after releasing the news. At street level, shouts of "I can't believe this is all we had to DO to get the price up to $72!!" could be heard coming from the Trump Building.
Industry observers call the move "incredible", "wonderful", "sweeeeeeeet!", and "kinda neat".
After trying to take a 19 year old business and build it into a thriving enterprise, corporate directive has dropped all initiatives and postponed any business and instead plans on resting on the laurels of the name change.
Analysts at 4 major brokerage houses have issued a Strong Buy on Firamada.Com, Inc. based on "striking valuations in relation to other internet stocks".
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