Patrick:
Off Topic - Joke
As a golfer, you should appreciate this:
A man and his secretary are having an affair, so one
afternoon they get a motel room and have hot steamy sex.
He's not used to the pace, so he falls asleep
afterwards and doesn't wake up until about 8:30 that night,
at which time he realizes it's late and that he has to get home.
He says to his secretary, "Quick! While I get dressed,
you take my shoes outside and drag them around through
the grass and mud." Puzzled, the secretary complies.
When the man gets home about 9:30 PM his wife
confronts him and asks him where he's been. The man says, "I
cannot lie to you. I spent the better part of the day doing my
secretary in a motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up later,
and came right home."
The woman looks down at his shoes and says, "You
lying SOB, you've been out playing golf again!" |
