>>"DGIV? Ha! This lousy stock won't see a point over 100 ! As soon as it hits 100, I'm gonna short the CRUD out of it! You people are clueless. Go DGIV, indeed. Well, you just wait and see. I'll get the last laugh when all the profitakers grab their untold millions. Yes, I sure will. THEN we'll see who's laughing. Ha."<<
Mr. Mayor,
Why, you unpatriotic Son of Satan, why don't you go short the pants off your dog instead.... that is, if you have the guts to have one!
Don't you understand that the profits are needed to feed all these immature, babies of the SI firmament, otherwise their egos are going to be so damaged, that they are going to be psychologically and sexually impotent for the rest of their lives if they do not obtain, no less than 34,000% profit?
In addition, don't you have a heart to avoid taking away the money from the latest batch of would be zillionares, that bought the damned thing at $250.00/share? Surely a discounted price based on the expectations that Mr. Chin was last seen boarding the starship "Enterprise", where it was rumored, (no doubt by the very (in)efficient "PR" firm), that he was "en route" to connect the Klingons, Pharenghis, and Vulcans to planet earth. With the new recently acquired DVG, from no less than FTEL.
Based on the above, the "PR" firm was dumped, as prime promo effort, and in stead the FTEL thread was immediately hired to pump, oops, promote, DGIV, since it was rumored that only a mere dozen posters, were left, known to incessantly insist that their beloved FTEL, would "rise, rise" from the ashes of oblivion, (.65 cents, at the time).
So with this new possibility of revenue, the band of 12 old farts, became so excited about the prospects, that once again, they started with the old battle cry:
"Well goddamit, if you don't like it, sell the stupid thing! sell! sell! Hurrah, hurrah!"
They nearly had a heart attack, (all 12 of them), because poor ole' FTEL went down to .60 cents..., since the 12 apostles, of the Circus of the Absurd, were supposed to hype, oops, excuse, promote, DGIV instead.
And what about the Blabbering Widows Investment Club, from Cow-town, Mid-America, that fooled the world about their investment returns, and conned an equally band of idiots, into buying their investment book, based on their own "crooked", oops, excuse me, "cooked", financial recipes,
I mean, after all they only bought last week, when it was at the bargain basement sale of $125.00/share.
Surely, you do not want to make ridicule out of the poor old bags, do you Mr. Short pants? What will happen to the sales of their new book the sequel to their first book, I mean, in this second book they are featuring, as "piece de resistance", no less than the SI investment(?) boards, where they advice to scan the different threads for the psychopaths, morons, insane, idiots, penis envy witches, hypers, and the like, that inhabit the otherwise, civilized realm of SI. These fine citizens will be placed in a valuable mailing list, to be harvested and sell their new book.
Finally, if you think that shorting this stock and making and indecent, and obnoxious profit will satisfy you, you really should be ashamed of your self, since who gave you the idea that making money, was the sole purpose of your participation in this stock market?
After all, the altruist, idealist, and romantic zealots that participate, are really after the pursuit of the impossible dream, (whatever the hell that may be, it still is impossible to reach).
I mean, have you no shame?, really! what is going to happen to all those nice guys and gals, in the boiler room, oops, excuse me, in the office cubicle, hard at work, selling those [tele]phony (as in telephone, of course), little cards, that for a mere $100.00 a pop, you can make phone calls for unlimited minutes, between Manila and Cairo, or between Tucum n and ST. Petersburg.
Never mind, that you can only use them in the specific locations they are designated for, but hey! who cares if you buy them here in the good ole' U.S. of A., after all this is the "global economy", and you are facilitating the success of our little charade here!
What a mercenary trader you are...don't you have a sense of honor?, what are you doing shorting this company... are you out of your mind?
I tell you what, in stead of shorting our beloved DGIV, why don't you occupy your time trying to sort out, what kind of [oxy]moron you belong from the list that follows:
In this way, you will occupy your mind in something non-productive, in stead of screwing up with all of our retirement money....
50 Most Popular Oxymorons
1. Act naturally
2. Found missing
3. Resident alien
4. Advanced BASIC
5. Genuine imitation
6. Safe sex
7. Airline food
8. Good grief
9. Same difference
10. Almost exactly
11. Government organization
12. Sanitary landfill
13. Alone together
14. Legally drunk
15. Silent scream
16. British fashion
17. Living dead
18. Small crowd
19. Business ethics
20. Microsoft Works
21. Soft rock
22. Butt head
23. Military intelligence
24. Software documentation
25. California culture
26. New classic
27. Sweet sorrow
28. Childproof
29. "Now, then . . . "
30. Synthetic natural gas
31. Christian Scientists
32. Passive aggression
33. Taped live
34. Clearly misunderstood
35. Peace force
36. Temporary tax increase
37. Computer jock
38. Plastic glasses
39. Terribly pleased
40. Computer security
41. Political science
42. Tight slacks
43. Definite maybe
44. Pretty ugly
45. Twelve-ounce pound cake
46. Diet ice cream
47. Rap music
48. Working vacation
49. Exact estimate
50. Religious tolerance
Yeah!, go ahead, add # 51, YOU!
51. Profitable SHORT! (in DGIV)
HA HA HA, the last laugh is always the best, and it will be ours, the very long of the longest in DGIV.
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Yours truly,
Z. |
