> > > >> >You're Probably Aged 25 to 35 If...
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You wore anything Izod, especially those windbreakers
> > > >> >that folded up into a pouch you could wear around
> > > >> >your waist.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You owned a Jordache anything, or you remember when
> > > >> >Jordache jeans were cool.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You remember LeFreak by Chic
> > > >> >
> > > >> >In your sophomore class picture, you're wearing an
> > > >> >Izod shirt with the collar "up."
> > > >> >
> > > >> >"All-skate, change directions" means something to you.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >In high school, you and all your friends discussed
> > > >> >elaborate plans to get together again at the end of
> > > >> >the century and play "1999" by Prince over and over
> > > >> >again.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You rode in the back of the station wagon and you
> > > >> >faced the cars behind you in the "tail gunner"
> > > >> >position.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you
> > > >> >actually learned the English language.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in
> > > >> >either a Duran Duran, Madonna, Rick Springfield, or
> > > >> >Cyndi Lauper video.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You actually know who Rick Springfield is.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You're starting to believe (now that it wouldn't
> > > >> >affect YOU) that maybe having the kids go to school
> > > >> >year-round wouldn't be such a bad idea after all.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Bo and Luke Duke.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >There was nothing strange about Bert n' Ernie living
> > > >> >together.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Knickers and leg warmers were cool
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out
> > > >> >and still carry the emotional scars to this day.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You ever wanted to learn to play "Stairway to Heaven"
> > > >> >on the guitar and choreographed "Dancing Queen" by
> > > >> >yourself in your room.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You were afraid of the Sleestaks on Land of the Lost.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >The first time you ever kissed someone was at a dance
> > > >> >during "Crazy for You" by Madonna.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You ever used the phrase "kiss mah grits" in
> > > >> >conversation.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You know who shot J.R.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >This rings a bell: "and my name, is Charlie. They
> > > >> >work for me."
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You ever had a Dorothy Hammill haircut
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You sat with your friends on a Friday night and dialed
> >
> > > >> >"8-6-7-5-3-0-9" to see if Jenny would answer.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You owned a pair of Rainbow suspenders just like Mork
> > > >> >used to wear.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You remember when your cable TV box had the three
> > > >> >rows of numbers and you had to move the selector
> > > >> >switch accordingly.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You could sing "99 Red Balloons" in English and in
> > > >> >German.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Feathered hair
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Your jaw would ache by the time you finished those
> > > >> >"brick-sized" packages of Bazooka gum.
> > > >> >
> > >
> > > >> >The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over
> > > >> >with laughter. |
