OK, let's try this one:
A priest and a nun were driving in the mountains in a far away country.
Sudddenly, the car stopped and they had no idea how to fix it. So they started walking to look for some shelter, because the night was descending and it was becoming very cold.
Fortunately, they found a small hut. The hut had no heating or light, but at least it sheltered them from the wind. Also, lo and behold there was a large pile of blankets.
So, they laid down with a blanket each for the night. As the night wore on, it got colder. The nun said to the priest " Oh dear brother, I'm very cold, would you please get me another blanket?". "Certainly, the priest replied.". He rose, got the blanket and placed it on top of the nun's other blanket. About twenty minutes later, the nun asked again for the priest to get her another blanket. Which, of course, he did.
Then as the night wore on, the nun spoke up and said " Oh, dear brother, I'm getting cold again. I know you're a priest and I'm a nun, but just for one night, can we pretend that we are married?".
"Surely we can, sister, go get your own f*&king blanket". |
