Three men are sitting in the lobby of the Guiness Book of World Records. After awhile of shuffling around, they start to talk to each other.
The first man says, "I have the world's smallest hands and I'm going to be published in the book!"
The second man says, "Well, I have the world's smallest feet and I'm going to be published in the book of records!"
The third man looks up and says, "Well, I have the world's smallest penis and I'm going to be published in the book!"
After awhile, the door opens and the first man is asked to enter. Later, he emerges with a huge grin on his face. He announces, "I have the world's smallest hands!"
In a few minutes, the second man is invited into the room and the door closes. After awhile, he also emerges and very happily announces, "I have the world's smallest feet, and I'm going to be in the book!"
Then the third man is invited into the room. After about 10 minutes, he emerges with a terrible scowl on his face. The others ask, "What's wrong?"
The man shouts out, ... [see below]
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"Who the hell is Vanni Resta?" |
