OK, first time participant. I'll start of with a lame one.
A snail walks into a car dealership and says he'll take the car on display on two conditions. The dealer says "Fine on what conditions".
The snail says, "I want it painted bright red". Dealer says "Fine, no problem, what's the second one." The snail says "He wants a letter 'S' in bright yellow painted on either side of the car". Dealer says, "Why". Snail says, "When I'm driving, I want everyone to say, 'look at that S car go!"
Get it escargot.
Yeah, it was lame. |
