OK, number 2 attempt.
A guy in a bar walks up to the bartender and says to him, "I bet you 100 bucks that if you put a glass on the bar, I'll be able to piss in it from 5 feet away without spilling a single drop".
The bartender looks at the guy, sees that he is very drunk and says, "Sure I'll take that bet". He places a glass on the bar, the guy climbs up on the bar, pulls down his zipper and starts to piss. The guy is pissing all over the place, pissing on the bar, pissing on the bartender, and the bartender is laughing his head off at how the guy didn't even get one drop in the glass.
The guy gets off the bar, and says "Here is your $100" and walks away smiling. A person watching what was going on walks up to the guy and say, "You just lost a $100 on a bet, why are you smiling?"
The guy says, "You see those 4 guys at the table over there" and points to the table. "I just bet them $100 each that I could piss all over the bartender and he'd be laughing his head off". |
