Did you hear about Bill Clinton's news conference yesterday morning?
He came out to greet the reporters wearing an expensive suit and tie. He glanced down at his audience and realized that they weren't dressed nearly as well as himself. After all, these were working people. So he took off his jacket, removed his tie and rolled up his shirt sleeves, only to reveal to the many cameras, a pair of woman's lace panties draped over his upper arm.
Reporters and cameramen gasped loudly, but wisely and respectfully, no one mentioned it in their questions. Finally, as the last reporter had a chance to ask a question, a newsman in the back of the room could stand it no longer. Interrupting the reporter who had the floor, he yelled out "Mr. President. Why is there a pair of woman's panties hanging from your left arm?".
Clinton replied "What? Oh this. It's a patch. I'm trying to quit!".
KJC |
