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Technology Stocks : IDTI - an IC Play on Growth Markets
IDTI 48.990.0%Mar 29 5:00 PM EST
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To: johnny boy who wrote (8041)4/25/1998 6:03:00 PM
From: Rob S.  Read Replies (2) of 11555
 
Warning!!! Startling new factor may cause widespread market collapse:

The "Viagra Factor" is expected to have a dramatic effect on senior corporate executives and managers throughout the world. This factor, combined with increased frustration for failing to meet expectations for sales and earnings growth, is expected to fuel the hardened attention of the leaders of the free enterprise system to shift away from responsibilities and toward back room adventures and mishaps. In response, several groups of lawyers are reportedly scheming on how to turn this into a new series of lawsuits aimed at the mid section of American corporate culture. Even many pious corporate heads may succumb to their increased libidos.

The result of increased levels of stamina behind locked doors is expected to result in a dramatic downturn in productivity and will result in a collapse in sales and profits of a magnitude that has not been experienced since the tragic accident and deflation of the Hindenberg.

Reliable sources have discussed this matter extensively with President Clinton, one of the first to try the new medication during the clinical trial period several months ago. The President reportedly said, "Aw, it works pretty good, It's made me a hit with the new interns but kinda tough to keep my mind on things I can't undress".

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I felt that it was my responsibility to the thread to post this serious issue, hopefully before it gets out of hand and into some tight (or not so tight) places.
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