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Technology Stocks : 2000 Date-Change Problem: Scam, Hype, Hoax, Fraud
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To: David Eddy who wrote (629)4/26/1998 6:51:00 AM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell  Read Replies (1) of 1361
 
FBN Labs Introduces Wexler Master-Debator 2000 -- A fully-automated response generator than renders any cogent point meaningless by using senseless logic. Simply set the noise level from 1-5 and you're off and running!

Some Examples:

Dear Bill,
My husband was a four pack a day smoker for 30 years and has now been diagnosed with lung cancer. The doctor says it was the cigarettes and we many other people will have the same problem. Won't this cause a surge in health care?

- Health Conscious

Dear HC,
I know of many people who have smoked for their entire lives and have not gotten cancer. The whole cigarette-lung cancer concern is a hoax.

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Dear Bill,
At my school 20% of the students used to carry guns. People were afraid to go to school and were not getting an education. Rather than fight the trend, the school board made it legal to carry a gun to school and, sure enough, everyone came "packed" and attendance picked up dramatically. Problem is, now we have at least one shooting a week and people are getting injured pretty bad. What should we do?

- Concerned Student

Dear CS,
Guns don't kill people, people do. The whole gun control issue is a hoax.

- Bill

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- Jeff
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