Dear Ms Shell,
I am impressed. This is no run of the mill Y2K body shop!
During the course of our dd(actually, my associate does the research)it was noted and highlighted that each and every one of your All Terrain Y2K Assault Vehicles was in parade-perfect condition. Very spiffy indeed! No rust was noted anywhere, paint was gleaming, not chipped, no dents or dings anywhere, company logo decals bright and attractive.
Considering FBN's impressive client list, and the demanding, less than friendly environment to which your vehicles are dispatched, we found this to be amazing.
Since part of our dd process includes a quiet, unobtrusive inspection of any company's facilities, we observed the parking lots and maintenance areas at your headquarters and at each one of your global branch locations.
We soon understood the spiffy nature of your fleet. This is important for all to know. You see, we have noted that FBN's detractors have stated that the company's assault fleet is simply too pretty to be actually engaged in the rough and tumble of Y2K remediation, and that therefore everything is suspect.
Hah! Well...talk about careless dd....True, at eight o'clock in the morning, every assault vehicle lined up precisely in your parking lots world wide appears pristine.
We, however,(here again, I refer to my resourceful associate)observed your parking lots not only at eight AM;we began our watch at just before five PM, just as the first of a line of weary, battle scarred, dirty and dented assault vehicles returned home after a full day of deployment and loyal, dedicated service.
We observed these lines of vehicles as each one waited its turn to pass through the entrance to the FBN body shop, which must have been just humming with the latest body shop technology and with incredible efficiency, for by seven AM the next morning, each one of the assault vehicles had passed through the shop to arrive in the parking lot in that "parade-perfect" condition that so caught our eye way back in the first stages of our dd, with plenty of lead time to prepare for the assignment of the new day.
We cannot emphasize enough how impressed we are with how this Y2K company works with such precision...just like clockwork.
Now,considering FBN's detractors: we suggest that your public relations might wish to address this nuisance a bit more directly. In your advertising, brochures, web site, presentations, etc...why not show some nice pictures of your body shops and maybe some group pictures of your mechanics and technicians....
We think this would be a good move on your part as a way to enhance your shareholders' interest. Understandably, you might have some initial reservations about doing this because you sell yourself from a position that is quite conservative and free of any hype. But, on the other hand, you may wish to consider something that we should like to share with you as our final comment: Here in our offices we have a motto, which is, Know the truth, and the truth shall set the stock price free.
Yours truly,
cd
Jennyanydots Systems
- research from Paw Prints Worldwide Ltd.
PS...After market today, we will be issuing an FBN rating of Meow double plus... |
