A guy that has been a party fanatic and a hell raiser all his life, finally dies. He is having his day in front of the Devil.
As the Devil is going through his file, he looks up and says, "It says here that you were a drinker".
"Well, yes I guess that's one of the reasons I'm down here", says the guy.
"No problem!", says the Devil, "You're going to love it here on Mondays, we drink, get drunk, fall down, just have a great time!"
"Great!" says the guy.
"It also says here that you like to smoke", says the Devil.
"Well, Yes" says the guy, "That's another reason that I'm down here".
No Problem", says the Devil, "You're going to love it here on Tuesdays, we smoke like chimneys, get stoned and have a great time!"
"Great!" Says the guy.
"It also says here that you are gay", says the Devil.
"Oh, No, I'm not gay" says the guy.
"Well I'm afraid you're not going to like it here on Wednesdays", says the Devil. |
