President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency:
>
> "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"
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> "Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President.
>
> "I do need your help," said Yeltsin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
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> "Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Clinton.
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> "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Yeltsin.
>
> "Yes?"
>
> "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in
> diameter?" said Yeltsin.
>
> "No problem," replied the President and, with that, Clinton hung up and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia."
>
> "Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.
>
> "Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4"
> wide."
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> "Easily done. Anything else?"
>
> "Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM' on
> each one." |
