Pinky's Tailing Box: Wednesday Edition...
At a Bottom Now for Gold's In Depth Coverage--Prominent Philosophers gather at Vancouver Gold Mining Conference. POG, penny mining stocks discussed...
"If gold did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it." --Voltaire
"I call penny mining stock the one great curse, the one enormous and innermost perversion, the one great instinct of revenge, for which no means are too venomous, too underhand and too petty--I call it the one immortal blemish of mankind." --Nietzsche
"I think, therefore I'm scammed." --Descartes
"Those having underperformers will pass them on to others." --Plato
"When I consider gold, 'tis all a cheat.
Yet fool'd with hope, men favour the deceit;
Trust on, and think tomorrow will repay. --Dryden
Tomorrow's falser than the former day."
"Penny mining stocks are the opium of the goldbugs." --Marx
"It1s the CHART...the CHART!!!!!" --Juanita
"Gold has also this great drawback, that if we pursue it in our portfolios we must direct our assets in such a way as to please the fancy of goldbugs, avoiding what they dislike and seeking what is pleasing to them." --Spinoza
"Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never,never, NEVER buy gold." --Churchill
"The strongest miner in the world is he with gold not forward loaned." --Ibsen
"How far then, Platinum, will you abuse our patience?" --Cicero
"This gold bull is a short lived rally." --Socrates
"I believe gold will reach $1,000 because it is impossible." --Tertullian
"Hold penny mining stock certificates for the next 'Warrant Keepers' march in Washington D.C. Or disperse them to the kiddies on Halloween." --Bo Bob Brain
"The man who buys Zappa warrants, buys disgrace." --Carnegie
From the Tailing Box...
Dear At a Bottom Now for Gold:
Wasn't it James Blanchard who spied for his newsletter subscribers such unconventional investments as those silver bonds put out by Sunshine Mines? Did I miss the boat on that one? --Dr. Know
Dear Dr. Know:
No. Investing in James' bonds would have granted a license to kill your portfolio. --Whirlwind
Dear Pinky's Tailing Box:
My dog ate my Zappa certificates. What should I do? --Zappatite
Dear Zappatite:
Tell your dog Zappa's trading back at 1/4 again. That should make him puke. --Whirlwind
Any questions about PMs or mining stocks? Ask the Whirlwind. E-mail him at :
whirlwindbuyszappa@mindless.com
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