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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi
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To: Rambi who wrote (10326)4/29/1998 6:46:00 PM
From: DScottD  Read Replies (1) of 71178
 
Someone e-mailed me this the other day. It came with audio, but I think you'll get the picture with words only.

MAN SONG

(Sung with force and self-confidence, except for the parts in parentheses, which are sung with quiet reservation)

I don't take no crap from anybody else (but you).
I wear the pants around here (when I'm finished with your laundry).
'cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight.
When I say "jump" you say "yeah right".
I'm the man of this house (until you get home).

What I say goes around here (right out the window).
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining (so I'll shut up).
The sooner you learn who's boss around here,
the sooner you can give me my orders my dear.
'cause I'm head honcho around here (but it's all in my head).

And I can have sex any time that you want.
'cause I'm a man who has needs (but they're not that important).
And don't expect no flowers from me,
('cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry).
I'm the king of my castle (when you're not around).

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want (to get in trouble).
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready (to sleep on the couch).
'cause a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do,
(so I'll do what you want me to).
I'm the top dog around here (but I've been neutered).
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