This guy walks into a bar and, two steps in the door, he realizes it's a
gay bar but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer, "What's the name of
your penis?".
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
drink".
The gay waiter says, "Sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the
name of your penis."
So, the customer asks the man sitting to his left, who's sipping a beer,
and asks, "Hey, bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man on the left
turns and says, with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause
it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the guy on his right, who's sipping
a fruity margarita, "So, what do you call your penis?"
The man to his right turns and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because quality is
Job 1!" Then adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up
with a name for his penis.
He turns back to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is
Secret. Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer but, with a puzzled look,
asks, "Why Secret?"
The customer says: "STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
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