ROCKETMAN REPORTING FOR DUTY! OK, everyone calm down and take a seat.
As you know, our Commander does not usually arrive until around 7:30, so I don't want to have him see disorder when he gets here. I also want you all to don your nuclear attire today, because the nuclear fuel that we have been telling you about is just beginning to come in!
As you saw from this morning's delivery, we now own the largest telco in Jakarta, which is a hub for international traffic between Australia, the thousands of Indonesian islancs, and the rest of Asia, including Vietnam, the Phillipines, China, and the Asian part of Russia. And this contract is worth 40 to 50 million over 10 years! (can anyone say "understatement?")
Any doubters left?
OK, now strap in tight today, we may see some positive g's |