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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Jim Craig who wrote (5439)5/1/1998 2:38:00 PM
From: Yuri Aminov  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals -a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks
to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY MINOR SETBACK. BUT I SWEAR BY GOD ALMIGHTY, I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVACAINE IN THE K-Y JELLY!"
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