Step two: "Make Money." Uhm, since Hank now has one of the most intense PR blooms in America, the most recognizable name since Titanic Leo, with NO associated, patented, copyrighted or represented product ~ well, ~ LET'S FIND AND SIGN HANK.
C'mon, kids!
Rambi Creative Management Associates (Malibu CA): "Hank Is In Anger Management"; "Out Of Court Settlement Due Hank From People Magazine" ~
I don't know how many Little People there are in America, but there's GOT to be a Henry or Hank, beauty is subjective, and the rest can be learned, from say Sean Penn or Robert Downey Jr. (Or heck ~ my own personal tutelage.)
"Settlement Monies To Fund Startup Of 'little People' Magazine"
Hank might also look and act like me, and even though I could drink him under the table if he existed, we can raise the legs on my desk and make me look shorter. But I suspect the most money is in a real Hank, and if there's one out there, he's got to be waking up to this idea NOW, and I say we sign him, ASAP. Of course there could be several, and then we have the added publicity pump of a big little scuffle, and/or carefully orchestrated union.
"Pack Of Angry Hanks Attack 'People'"
I just thot I would suggest this, and it is my bet, my contention, that this will happen ~ that it is a matter of hours before such a person appears on the AmericanCounsciousnessScene; and I would love, really love, to be involved; and we're pretty close to thinking of it first, so it's kind of like our intellectual property, that we can sue Hank for stealing if we can't sign him before William Morris; but I have to leave now because I need to do some watering outside the trailer.
Remember: "Our Hank Is Real ~ And REAL Angry!" |
