<<BDO Seidman is the U.S. member firm of the seventh largest accounting, tax and consulting organization in the world with approx. 460 offices in over 80 countries.>>
Big deal. Let me point out the following cogent information so that large numbers of you can be induced to sell immediately:
1. From my cousin's barber I know for a certainty that one of the accountants has an office over his garage.
2. Four of the senior accountants have been divorced! Do you trust shady people like this to do audits?
3. Of the 80 countries, most, I repeat MOST, are smaller in square footage than the U.S. So are we talking puny or what?
4. The ex-spouses of the four senior accounts have seriously considered getting tattooed, proving their predisposition for coverups.
5. There are many other accounting firms out there just waiting for FDA approval, and when they receive it in 2001, woe to BDO Seidman and, by association, to CCSI!
6. BDO Seidman has one of the lowest fertility rates among international accounting firms, so those of you counting on their infants providing CCSI business, well, you can give that one up.
7. Two of Seidman's employees, per thorough investigation by Avalon Research, are now burning in hell, having received misdirected e-mail from Manfred. BUT they are still employed by Seidman, demonstrating conclusively that heel sticks build character through pain and blood loss, while CCSI's device produces nothing but little sissy dorks and dorkettes.
8. And, finally, do you know what BDO stands for? . . . Bad Doings Afoot! They can't even spell! |
