SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  
To: BKS who wrote ()11/8/1996 1:19:00 PM
From: Mitch Blevins   of 62543
 
Upon the retirement of his faithful secrectary for 10 years, Bill, who runs a small business, puts an ad in the paper to replace her. He gets many replies, most of them good. So, he decides to pick the three best applicants, hire them all, and then keep the one who works out best.

As a test, in their first paychecks, he slips an extra $500 each.

The first secretary sees the extra $500, and immediately reports to Bill that he overpaid her.

The second secretary cashes the check, and never mentions the extra money.

The third secretary cashes the check, goes to Las Vegas and runs the $500 up to $2500. She then comes back and gives back the $500 to Bill, and also gives him an extra $300 for his "commission".

When the month was over, which secretary did Bill decide to keep?

A: - The one with the big tits.
Report TOU ViolationShare This Post
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext