Dear Mr. Johnnie W. Let me introduce myself. You are fortunate to have stumbled in and onto the ground floor...And I do believe 'ground' is not inflating in any way your unique position my boy!
First here is my card. Yaaaas that is correct you are face to face with the one, the many, C. Huttoe himself, at your service. To my left and right is Humbe Karl Van De Merde, newly appointed, annointed and bulging with unregistered shares, Vice President of Ambiguous Endeavors, Ltd. Burp or Fart for the man Karl! Note that Karl preferes this new enhancement to his name, and it ties in neato with the monacle don't you think?
Oh Goodie, you've seen the Back of the card...Yaaaas, see it folds out and there are three centerfolds each depicting Tri-Ho's Caverject Trio. Hooboy, 'Upjohn' could have picked a better name for themselves if they tried.
Johnnie, now straddling you are the three from investor relations. Since they are all wearing masks, I don't feel any introductions other than your Member...wink wink are in order here!
First let me show you around the facility, meet some of the technical staff, look at some financials (the ink is dry...right Karl?) and...Oh good that was quick, isn't this fum, this investing stuff?.
Standing in the bathtub is our Rent-A-Broker Meyer, Meyer and Son. Under the showerhead is Son, and has he got a deal for you!. These shares are so new, not even the SEC knows about them yet! What? of course...This is a good thing!
Good dry off your shoes, and grab a complimentry O'Henry bar, No problem reach down and just shake it off!.. Here have a Charmin to dry it with. Are we having fun yet? Tomorrow we turn the lights on!
Now I must make this disclaimer. If you believe this, or if you don't believe this, welcome to the thread. Just about everyone you will meet here has believed worse, let me tell you.
Karl!!!??? we must be off, I see my Lear Jet 'Pyramid-2" is fueled and ready for boarding.
Ahhh good evening Captain NutBuster, How they hangin..... |
