I'm really sorry. The last sentence got cut off and I didn't realize it. Here it is again with the punch line:
This guy goes into a bar, orders a drink, gets his drink and sits down at the bar. Soon after, he holds up his hand, places his thumb near his ear, and starts speaking into his hand. Well this goes on for some time. The man finishes "talking" to his hand and takes a large swallow of his drink.
The bartender, looking very perplexed, asks the man "what the hell are you doing speaking into your hand"?
The man replies that he works for a high tech startup and that he has a chip embedded into his hand and that in actuality, his hand is a cellular telephone. To prove his point, he asks the bartender for his home phone number, dials it by pushing various areas of his palm and holds his hand up to the bartenders face the same way he had done to his own. The bartender listens and then hears his wife say "hello". Stunned, he tells his wife that he is speaking into this guys hand and tells her all about the prototype cellular telephone.
The bartender tells her he has to go and the guy presses an area on his palm and the conversation is disconnected. The bartender is amazed and tells the guy he wants one just as soon as they are availble. The guy thanks him and asks where the restroom is. The bartender tells him and as the man leaves he is still shaking his hand in disbelief.
The guy has been gone for quite some time and the bartender starts to worry about him. Soon, he is so worried that he asks the waiter to cover for him and goes to the restroom to find the guy.
When he walks in the guy is standing facing the wall with his hands stretched forward as if a policeman would be patting him down only this guy has his pants and underwear down around his ankles and a roll of toilet paper stuck between his cheeks!
The bartender, now very much upset and confused asks the guy "what in the hell are you doing"?
"Oh," he says, " I'm just waiting for a fax to come through!"
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