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Microcap & Penny Stocks : Tokyo Joe's Cafe / Anything goes
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To: KonKilo who wrote (16050)5/8/1998 3:41:00 PM
From: Turboe  Read Replies (1) of 34592
 
Contest Requirements: To use the names Lewinsky and
Kaczynski in a limerick

Contestants' Entries:

Entry # 1
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
on this flute made of beef
that stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Entry # 2
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

Entry # 3
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
what Kaczynski must surely have known:
that an intern is better
than a bomb in a letter
given the choice to be blown.

#4 A special prosecutor named Starr
Whose puppeteers were unhappy by far
Couldn't hire Kaczynski
So he set up Lewinsky
To try to put Bill's balls in a jar.

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