Oops, sorry, I thought this was the Int. Precious Metals thread.
But, appears to be the Mr. Metals thread.
IPMCF = Inter Perspicuous Mr.Metals Cacophony Faculty
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Ladiesssssssssssss and Gentlemennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
In this corner,
at 6 feet 7 inches and weighting 217 pounds,
wearing black shorts, is
Misterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Metallllllllllllllllllsssssssssssss
and in this corner,
at 10 and 1/4 inches and weighting 1 pound 12 ounces (uncooked),
wearing no shorts,
the official mascot of the International Precious Metals Company,
the soon-to-be-a-roosting-on-top-of-a-Black-Rock,
Mr. No-Name Chickeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnn.
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applause - booing - yelling - shouting (from the crowd),
also hear,
metals, get a life
chicken, go home
metals, eat chicken feed
chicken, eat duck feed
metals, pluck feathers off chicken using no anesthesia
chicken, roost on top of metal's head and poopie
metals, watch out, chicken is going to throw fools gold rock at you
chicken, turn mr. metal into mr. rust
chicken, what are you waiting for...the cows to come home?
chicken, eat desert dirt
metals, eat desert dirt
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Rules and Regulations supplied by the WCW.
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Mr. No-Name Chicken needs a real name.
Any suggestions ?
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