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Technology Stocks : FBN Associates - Year 2000/Y2K IPO!!!

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To: Janice Shell who wrote (771)5/11/1998 12:24:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (5) of 2770
 
COUSIN SHORTY'S Chicken S--t Under Valued E-mail Tip Sheet Newsletter

[Title Inspired By Mr. Breeze: #reply-4402934]

Just a quick note and then it is on to my new HOT PICK and you wont want to miss it but first a quick note hanve you wondered how ist it that I amm so right all the time and you are so wrong? There are two reasons firfst I choose 2 stocks and send a tip sheet on eack of them to half of MY PEOPLE. If I am right TWICE IN A ROW THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO HEAR BECAUSE YOU HAVE VERY DHORT AYYENTION SPANS AND NO REASONING CAPABILITY AND THAT IS THE WAY WE LIKE IT!!! then I am a genius. But it I am wrondg I will apologizwe, the second reason is that all you people are really stupid. You know you are, you don't need me to tell you. If you had one quarter of an oucne of brain matter you would not invest inthese pump and dump penny sticlks that only make the promoters rich. I f you had any brain matter at all you would not listent o me but YOU DON'T AND I KEEP MAKING MONEY HA HAH AHH AHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thais is becase there is not a sucker born every minute, ther e are tow or three born every second andt they all have PARENTS AND THAT IS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So with all do respectlets get down to brass tax and MOVE ALONG to the MARKET SUMMMRY on FBN Asssociaters Did you think that taking a cojmpany public is expensive? Much More expensive than an ordianyr bank loan? NOT NOT NOT TRUE that is the BASHERS TRYING TO SHORT THE SHORTERS. Did you think that the market maker that makes the deal gets lots and lots of stock? THAT IOS A BIG FAT LIE AND YOU KNMOW IT!!! Did you think the market makers brokers get gigantic commissions for selling the stock to you? THAT IS NOT TRUE THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW SIOI THERE IS NIOT WAY THEY CAN DO THAT! Did you think that the people that have the millions of shares that are not I n the float could feed the stock inot the publics hands on a run up and it would never show until mmuch later ALSO A BIG FAT LIELIE LIE . What about having a whole bunch of diffenert accounts owht a lot of stock and just getting rid of it if the price goes down? ALSO A BIG LIE YOU BIG LIAR ad what if you had a whole bunch of stock could you short it yourself if youthought it was going to go down OF COURSE NOT THAT WOULD NOT BE LEGAL EITHER YOU FOOL. You dont need to know how the market works just remember that there is a big conspiracy of really smart people and thay are all banded together and are out to CONTROL THE MARKET AND EVEYTING IN IT AND MAKE YOU LOSE MONEY but as long as YOU HAVE ME ON YOUR SIDE you will have a firedn and there is the end of the story. So there we have the marke t summary for this week.and I hipe you learn form these lessons that you have no chance of ever understanding how the market works so just leave that up to me you have better things to do like watch Jerry springers and Police Chases.

OK NOW TO FBN Assoc.!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS MY HOT HOT HOT HOT PICK THAT YOU WILL LIKE!! YAY YAY I LOVE THIS SOCK!!!!!!! tHIS STOKC HAS EVEYTING BUT A TIP SHEET AND NOW IT HAS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

FBNA is the TICKER SYMBOL and FBNAW for that warrents.

We have added about 15 million shares into the float over the past month and nobody has even noticed! The stock has been trading between $1.00 and 89.00 which is quite arange dont you think? The stock has come off a high and is now trading whereverr it is and that is a good support level and it look like it will start to move back yup againgain in anticipation of some NEWS THAT COULD BE OUT BY THE END OF THIS WEEK!!!!!!!

The float on this stock is unbelievable. The float is zero. That's right, I said ZERO FLOAT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS?? What this mmeans is that ONE SINGLE BUY CAN MOVE THE STOCK UP BY 5 % 10 or EVEM 50%!!!!!!!! This IS momentum at it's very very best. you want a VERY SMALL FLOAT so you have NO LIQUIDITY that is the safest place to be WHY YOU MAY ASK? SIMPLE YOU MORON!!!! NOBODY CAN SHORT THE STOCK!! That is right if there is no float there is NO WAY ANYONE CAN SHORT THE STOCK!!! Thnik about that just think about that. If therre is no wqy to short the stock, what direction will the stock go? I ASK YOU AGAIN, IF THERE IS NO WAY TO SHORT THE STOCK WHAT IS THE ONLY DIRECTION THE STOCK CAN GO??????????

You do not have to be a genius einstein to figure this out. You have seent the website. This website works and it is obvioulsy made by people who CARE ABOUT YOUR MONEY. Do you want to invest in a piece of shit that cant even make a website work? NO YOU WANT,YOU DEMAND A WORKING WEB SITE and that is what you get with FBNA a WORKING WEB SITE. Hw about guaranteess? Lokk at it yoursoelf you don'tneed me to explain it to you you can read. Only a montha go the compayn had nothinthg NOTHING and NOW LOOK WHERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the kind of growth that you can see that will make 6000 or 200000 per cent on EVERY PENNY YOU INVEST IN FBNA Andnd what about the WARRENTS the warrents are even better. But I dont knead to explain that to you. I wish I could explain that to you but is too tricky for you to understnad it is too complex you dont need to trust me thouth you can read it yourself.

CONVERSATION WITH THE PRESIDENT I cant tell you all of it but I can sayy that the company is woirknon on some reallyu really EXCELLENT NEW PRODUCTS. They MIGT have this miniature weed whacker that fits on the end of a dentist drill that mows down nose hair. They MIGHT have a FRZEN CONFECTION that has TWO STICKS ----ONE ON EACH END and you lick it like corn on the cob. They MIGHT have A NEW COMPANY THAT MAKES ONLY ONE SOCK that you can buy that will make a pair out of the one that you have after you lost the other one in the wash and cant find it. THEY MIGHT BE WORking on a new technology to get a new corporation OFF THE GROUND that will REVOLUTIONIZE the KEYBOARDS of everyone HINT: Did you notice that the letters on the keyboard are all mixed up? TRUE!! WHAT IF THERE WAS A KEYBOARD THAT HAD ALL THE LETTERS IN A ROW LIKE ABCDEFGHIHIJKMNLOPQIRSTUVWXYZ????????????? THERE MIGHT BE A MARKET FOR THAT DONT YOU THINK?????????????

Look at the numbers. There are 200 billion people in California alone They need their computer fixed for every 10 people in California there is one computer that needs to be fixed so you have POTENTIAL REVENUES OF IN EXCESS OF 255 TRILLION DOLLARS AFTER TAXES. Do you UNDERSSTAND THAT IF THERE IS NO FLOAT, THE EPS WOULD BE SOMEWHERE IN THE NEIGHBOR HOOD OF 10 to 20 dollars???? TIMES #) OR $) in a fast moving mordern market and you can see where that puts your investment. GOLD MINE????????????????????? ?????????

Sure the re is competition!!!!!!!!!!!! I won't lie to you and tell you there isnt. Look at the BIG STOCKS and you will see the competition BUT THEY CANT GUARANTEE THEY WILL HAVE EVERY CIUSTOMER NO THEY CANT. And you know what that means. THE LITTLE GUY SNEAKS IN THE BACK DOOR AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!! I cant mention any names but lets just say that BILL G> COULD BE NERVOUS AND LEAVE IT AT THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FBN ASS. Has set aside 275 MILLION DOLLARS for charity!!!!!!!!!!!That is right out of the mohuth of the IR. Future revenues exceed 275 trilion dollars and the 275 million is AUTOMATICALLY TAKEN OUT OF THE TREASURY AND GIVE N TO CHARITY>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

So takee your time and choose your own enty point as my big brother used to say. Do diligence. THE COMPANY HAS NO REASON TO LIE!!!!!!!!!!!

SEE YOU AT THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cOUSIN shorty parlorcity.com
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