****OFF TOPIC A LITTLE****
OK Di, you asked for it:
Warning to all: this story contains one politically incorrect word...if you are overly sensitive, hit the "next" button now.
One day, in the jungle, an elephant was wandering around, when all of a sudden, he fell into some quicksand...he flailed about, but he could not climb out. He screamed for help, and within a minute, a mouse drove up in his porsche. The mouse jumped out of the car, tied one end of the rope to the porsche and threw the other end of the rope to the elephant. The mouse told the elephant to grab on to the rope, and the elephant did so. The mouse then jumped back into the porsche and pressed on the gas, slowly pulling the elephant out of the quicksand.
The elephant, of course, was very grateful, and the elephant said: "Mr. Mouse, I owe you my life. I want you to know that I will keep my eye on you, and should you ever need help, I will be there for you."
Lo and behold, only a week later, the mouse fell into some quicksand. "Help, help, I am drowning," screamed the mouse. As promised, the elephant was on the lookout, and he came running to the rescue. He straddled the quicksand, squatted down, and said: "I will save you, Mr. Mouse, just grab onto my schlong, and I will pull you out." So, as instructed, the mouse grabbed onto the elephant's schlong, and the elephant stood up, walked away from the quicksand, and then then gently let the mouse back down.
What is the moral of the story???
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If you have a big schlong, you don't need a porsche. |
