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Biotech / Medical : VVUS: VIVUS INC. (NASDAQ)

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To: Mark A. Stang who wrote (7993)5/11/1998 6:43:00 PM
From: AlienTech  Read Replies (1) of 23519
 
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
ENERGIZER BUNNY FOUND DEAD

Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe the death occurred at approximately 8:42 p.m. last evening.
Best known as the irritating pink bunny that keeps going and going
and going; "Pinkie" as he was lovingly known by his friends and family was alone at the time of death.
An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief medical examiner Dr. Dura Cell concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest indicted by sexual overstimulation.
Apparently, someone put the bunny's batteries in back wards and he
kept coming and coming and coming..
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