Dear Jeffrey,
I don't know about you, but this past few weeks has been ALL glub for my Y2K. I don't know how, but this must be some communistic, liberal, masonic, illuminati-inspired, new-age driven, black helicopter orchestrated, Arkansas drug-dealer sponsored, NAFTA-backed, United Nations secret, New-World Order PLOT to delay the Y2K fix so that the entire world will be on the verge of total collapse and so desperate, that the entire world populace will line up with no question to take the mark of the beast when a seemingly great man steps forward to offer the solutions to ALL the world's problems.
I remain,
SOROS
ps the above is posted in humor, but may perhaps hold more truth than meets the eye? Those who would listen, let them hear. |