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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Jody Ritchie who wrote (314)5/13/1998 3:06:00 PM
From: Mr Bond  Read Replies (2) of 2733
 
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (And what they really mean)

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in
"Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You are one Jurassic geezer.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear
phone
calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend
(Who's really my male cat and a half-gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work.
(Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same
solar
System, much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better
than
dating you.)

2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)

....And the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)
1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating
detail
about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective
thing)

In response:

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

....And the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it
actually means)
1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly but capable of talking
about
football.)
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