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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (342)	5/13/1998 10:11:00 PM
From: Nazbuster	Read Replies (1) of 2733

A plane is flying through a terrible snow and wind storm in the far reaches of Northern Canada. The pilot and co-pilot are clearly concerned but not saying too much. The navigator is bent over the charts and doing furious calculations, trying to determine where they are and how long it will be before they land. The window is almost entirely blocked. The two flight officers cannot see anything except snow, ice, and a white glow of light coming from the plane. Sweat starts to bead on their foreheads. The co-pilot says, "Do you think were almost there? Can you see the airport?" The pilot responds, "Yep, the runway is dead ahead!" The co-pilot strains his eyes but cannot see anything. "I can't see a thing! How do you know the airport is right there?" The pilot answers, "It has to be. We're out of fuel!"

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