Poor Rocky,
I'm afraid the fact that his beloved SyQuest is being crushed is just too much for him to bear. He's gone postal everyone!
(Rocky stands there, holding a SparQ drive as if it were an Uzi) "BACK OFF, MAN!" yells Rocky, his lower lip involuntarily shaking. "DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS! I'M WARNING YOU!".
"There, there Rocky", says I. "It's OK....everything will be alright. SyQuest isn't really going into bankruptcy...it's just going to......stock heaven!" (yea! that's the ticket!)
Psssst!.....Quick!...Someone divert his attention by installing a SparQ drive in a computer. Once installed, deftly insert a Coldeeze tablet into the drive.
Rocky will be momentarily confused and mesmerized by the whiring and choking of the SparQ drive as it tries to read the Coldeeze tablet.
This will give me just enough time to sell his position of 100 shares each of SYQT, QGLY and cover his AOL short for him.
Once his position is liquidated, my only concern for him will be how to wean him off his daily abuse of his blow up dolls.
"Say, Rocky...have you ever met your good friend Rosey?", says I.
"Why yes!...", says Rocky, "...but unfortunately, she's mad at me since she saw me trying to make it with a SyJet drive. Actually, I'm waiting to make it with my Orb drive. I hear it's got a really big disk!" |
