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To: cm who wrote (6100)	5/14/1998 8:40:00 PM
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<<OT:>> In Tonight's Final Episode of Seinfeld... * George gets bought by XCIT for $330 million. Initially, analysts think it's a good strategic fit for XCIT and like the fact that unlimited access to the Castanzas is thrown in... along with online marketing rights to The Bro. Then, on second thought, analysts think the deal was too pricey, stupid, even unthinkable; and BT Alex Brown immediately downgrades XCIT from SCREAMING SUPERSTELLAR BUY--SELL YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW'S HOUSE FOR THE OCTOBER CALLS...to a mere SHORT-TERM ACCUMULATE AS MUCH AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN. * Elaine launches JPeterman Online, but their server crashes as a result of an orchestrated "bonk" creating a false run on Andean tree-scraping slippers and hand-crafted Ovarian Biological Clocks. * "Hel-lo, New-man," becomes the King of e-mail spam. * Kramer invents a search engine to find misplaced socks in laundromats. * And Jerry wakes up in bed next to an even huskier- voiced Susan Pleshette... and realizes it all was a dream. Best Regards On A Slow News Night, SEEKERs c m

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