Dr. Greenberg of Beth-Israel Hospital stated: "PLAIDSKIRTRA promises to dramatically close the Jew-Gentile IQ gap as tens of millions of Catholic men find themselves able to complete a coherent thought."
Ski,
Way Off Topic, but hey. it's 1AM.
I ran your erudite observation about Dr. Greenberg's PLAIDSKIRTRA study by my girlfriend/ladyfriend/womanfriend/feminine/gender/ specific chosenfriend (have I covered them all) Elyse. If you recall, she's the Jewish lady I thought was clearing her throat when I first met her but was actually quoting humorous Yiddish anecdotes?
She thought Greenberg might be a cousin...like that would be unusual or something. (I think she meets relatives on all astral planes during out of body experiences.) Anyway, she said that "empirically" gentile is very very closely spelled like that "other" word. Maybe that's why the Yiddish translation of "schmuck" actually means that "other" word.
In fact it can be interchanged.
Example:
Hey Morrie, that goya is really a schmuck.
Hey Morrie, that goya is really a "that other word closely spelled like gentile."
Calling him a gentile would be correct but redundant. But, shift the i, take out the e and add an a and we're talking a whole different ball game skippy.
They whole point Elyse had is that Greenberg was food controlled by his mother due to requisite Jewish guilt to please his mother. Because of this, he didn't test PLAIDSKIRTRA through proper clinical, double-blind studies which the FDA requires to insure profits and guarantee millions of people will needlessly die before such approved drugs (everyone knows are reasonably safe anyway) will come on the prescription market thus dually satisfying the ignominious greed for the drug company profits and the funeral home industry. The guy is obviously a Freudian Commie.
Oh, and she did say that "of course" Jewish people are smarter even if they have a bad sense of direction in hot sandy climates. Her favorite quote is: "Jesus saves, but Moses invests." The woman is a card, I think.
God, how can I help but love her. She thinks so clearly.
Onward,
George
PS When I asked her about WHITEBLOUSETRA she spit, gave me a "feh" and hurt the cat. There was something repressed there I didn't care to pursue. However, I did get incoherent just thinking about those form-fitting, heavily starched...white.........
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