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OK. I went back & saw the repetition! I'm still known as "OBE 1" because even I can't spell my last name! Joke: This guy & his beautiful young wife are out golfing. He drives a long ball & it goes off course & goes through a house's patio window. The golfer feels real bad about this & knocks on the door to remedy this. No answer, so the guy opens the door & finds an old gent slumped in a recliner, with the golf ball after breaking the patio window, breaking an old triangular bottle next to him. The golfer apologises, saying, gee I'm sorry about the window & the bottle! Can I repay you? The really old looking guy says, "No! I owe you! I'm the Genie of that bottle, & I've been in there over 1,000 years! I'm so glad to be released that I will grant you any wish!" The young couple was nonplussed, and the wife could only think of "How about a million dollars!?" The Genie said " No problem", but I've been in that bottle over 1,000 years! And I haven't had any sex in 1,000 years! So I would like to take your wife upstairs. Now, a million dollars is still a tidy sum, even today, so the wife went up & obliged. After they were done, the Genie asked the young lady: "How old are you anyway?" The young lady replied, "I'm 31 years old!" The Genie said: "You're 31 years old & have never seen a Haig & Haig Bottle & still believe in Genies!!?" |
