>> A man and his wife went scuba diving together, but after about a half
>> an hour,he couldn't find her. He looked and looked, but to no avail.
>> Finally a search team was called, but after many hours, they found
nothing.
>The
>man went home,and a few hours later, two policemen arrived at his door.
>>
>> "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have
>> some information about your wife."
>>
>> "Well, tell me!" the man said.
>>
>> The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news and some
>> really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
>>
>> Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
>>
>> So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we
>> found your wife's body in San Francisco Bay."
>>
>> "Oh my God!" said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering
>> what the policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?"
>>
>> "Well," said the policeman, "when we pulled her up she had two
>> five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her."
>>
>> "If that's the good news than what's the great news?", Mr. Wilkens
>> demanded.
>>
>> The policeman said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow
>> morning." |
