Had to share this:
Good Luck Mr. Gorsky > > When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong > > first walked on the moon, he not only gave his > > famous "one small step for man, one giant leap > > for mankind" statement but followed it by several > > remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other > > astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he > > re-entered the lander, however, he made the > > enigmatic remark "Good luck Mr. Gorsky." > > Many people at NASA thought it was a casual > > remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. > > However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in > > either the Russian or American space programs. > > Over the years many people questioned > > Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" > > statement meant, but Armstrong always just > > smiled. Just last year, (on July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay FL) > > while answering questions following a speech, a > > reporter brought up the 26 year old question to > > Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. > > Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong > > felt he could answer the question. > > When he was a kid, he was playing baseball > > with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly > > ball which landed in the front of his neighbor's > > bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. > > Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, > > young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at > > Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll > > get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the > > moon!"
> > True story. |