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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: EL KABONG!!! who wrote (362)5/15/1998 7:29:00 PM
From: Vanni Resta  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
> > > APPLICATION TO LIVE IN NEW JERSEY
> > >
> > > NAME:__________________________
> > >
> > > Nickname:_____________________
> > >
> > > ADDRESS: ______________________
> > >
> > > EXIT # ______________________
> > >
> > >
> > > ETHNIC BACKGROUND: _______Italian _______Sicilian
> ________Other
> > >
> > > BACKYARD SMELLS LIKE:
> > > a)Sewage b)Sulfur c)Garbage d)All of the
> above
> > >
> > > TOTAL # OF MUSCLE SHIRTS
> > > a)5 - 10 b)10 - 15 c)15 - 20 d)20 and above
> > >
> > > # OF BON JOVI TOUR SHIRTS
> > > a)5 - 10 b)10 - 15 c)15 - 20 d)20 and above
> > >
> > > # OF BON JOVI TOUR SHIRTS THAT ARE ALSO MUSCLE SHIRTS
> > > a)5 - 10 b)10 - 15 c)15 - 20 d)20 and above
> > >
> > > BRAND OF JEANS PREFERRED
> > > a)Sergio Valente b)Jordache c)Sassoon d)Z. Cavaricci
> > >
> > > PERCENTAGE OF WARDROBE WHICH IS LEATHER
> > > a)100% b)95-100% c)90-95% d)85-90%
> > >
> > > TOTAL # OF GOLD CHAINS OWNED
> > > a)10 - 15 b)15 - 20 c)20 - 25 d)25 and above
> > >
> > > # OF GOLD CHAINS WORN AT ONE TIME
> > > a)5 - 10 b)10 - 15 c)15 - 20 d)20 and above
> > >
> > > APPROXIMATE VALUE OF ALL THIS JEWELRY
> > > a)$ 5 - $10 b)$10 - $15 c)$15 - $20 d)Stolen
> > >
> > > NUMBER OF APPLICATIONS OF OBSESSION/ POLO/ DRAKAR TO ACHIEVE
> > > DESIRED EFFECT
> > > a)10 - 15 b)15 - 25 c)25 and above
> > >
> > > GOLD CAP ON AT LEAST ONE TOOTH? YES NO
> > >
> > > HAIR HEIGHT
> > > a)6 - 8 Inches b)8 - 12 Inches c)1 - 2 feet d)More than 2
> > > feet
> > >
> > > HAIR PRODUCTS USED AT ANY GIVEN TIME
> > > a) Hair Spray
> > > b) Styling Gel
> > > c) Mouse
> > > d) Extra Hold Styling Gel
> > > e) Bondo
> > > f) Spackle
> > > g) 40 Weight Oil
> > > h) Crazy Glue
> > >
> > > AUTOMOBILE OWNED:
> > > a) IROC Z
> > > b) Firebird
> > > c) Camaro
> > > d) Mustang
> > > f) Chevette ( You got a f#%*ing problem with it?)
> > >
> > > NUMBER OF INCHES CAR IS OFF THE GROUND
> > > a)6 - 8 Inches b)4 -6 Inches c)2 - 4 Inches d)Under 2
> Inches
> > >
> > > CHARACTERISTICS OF AUTOMOBILE
> > > a) Gold chain around license plate
> > > b) Neon lights around license plate
> > > c) Neon lights under car
> > > d) Chippendales/Playboy air freshener hanging from rear view
> mirror
> > > e) Garter hanging from rear view mirror
> > > f) Chrome hubcaps
> > > g) Stick-on window tinting
> > > h) Stick-on paint splash stickers
> > > i) Fuzzy dice
> > >
> > > FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM
> > > a) F#%*ing Giants
> > > b) F#%*ing Jets
> > > c) F#%*ing Mets
> > > d) F#%*ing Yankees
> > > e) F#%*ing Nets
> > > f) F#%*ing Knicks
> > > g) F#%*ing Devils
> > > h) F#%*ing Rangers
> > > i) F#%*ing Islanders
> > >
> > > FAVORITE MUSIC
> > > a) Techno
> > > b) Rap
> > > c) Bon Jovi
> > > d) Bruce Springstein
> > >
> > > ESSAY QUESTION
> > >
> > > In 100 words or less, Define the term "Yoos Guys"

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