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However, after reading the stuff in this thread, does the above warning has any relevance??
Anyway....
SJB,
>>I enjoyed your remarks. I thought most people on this thread had a 50 or lower IQ you have at least a 75 IQ.<<
No wonder you are indeed posting here, you see, I just happen to be "passing through".... as for your spelling, and English grammar, does that make your IQ go up or down?
....I thought so.
>>Read the bible and get psychotherapy and some good shock treatment.<<
Actually, for entertainment I prefer Batman and Robin, they are far more believable.
I already told you what I think about psychotherapy, so I will not repeat it, I know you are the slow learner type..... so who cares anyway!
As for the shock treatment:
Where I come from, at the local bars, they have these small boxes that have a couple of terminals with steel bars at the end, these bars are connected to a bobbin inside the little box, and then they have a handle that you can crank up. As you crank them up, electricity is produced.....
I assume you know what is electricity, I mean, after all, you indicated that you have 30 years experience in computer consulting, however you did not specify if your computers were battery powered (like the energizer), or do you actually use electricity in Transilvania
The amount of electricity that these little boxes can produce is quite
amazing, as it can truly give you a "shock". Usually they have these retards [nobody else would do it], that go around all the bars, with the little boxes, offering to the bunch of drunks around that if they are able to withstand the shock, then they win a "bet".
The bet is usually made amongst the drunkards, and it is quite a sight to see all those idiots, in a feeble attempt to resist the "shock" as the electrical current goes through their hands and eventually through their bodies, including their brain.
The "smart" ones (if you can call them that), let go of the bars, at which point the retard ceases to crank the machine.
But there are those supreme imbeciles, (usually too much of a macho to recognize the danger to their brains), that hang on to dear life on to the little bars, as they twist and gnarl in unbelievable pain....
You see, the combination of a retard cranking the little box and the macho imbecile, not letting go of the bars, produce the perfect environment for producing a "living dead" walking zombie.
By the time that, either the retard gets tired of cranking, or the imbecile finally lets go, his brain is completely fried to a nice charcoal finish.
You see, when I read your posts, you, SJB, reminded me of one of those zombies, with a fried brain.
The usual event after this fiasco, is that the local monastery takes in all the zombies with fried brains, and the friars have make their mission in life to indoctrinate all these useless zombies in the ways of the Bible. In time the friars turn these zombies out, so they can go on throughout the world, repeating like parrots, to everyone they encounter, "to read the Bible".
There is no doubt in my mind SJB, that you are one of these zombies..... I had no idea that they had also given them computers so they could go on and Spam the SI universe with this crap, however, it is obvious that indeed the information age is reaching the darkest corners of this world, if you know what I mean...
Either that, or you are one of those near full term aborted fetus, that the Christian Coalition saved from one of the proverbial dumpster, still alive, although your brain was permanently damaged due to lack of nutrients and oxygen, then they nurtured you back to your feeble existence.
In time, you were given to one of those Aryan Nation zealots so they could indoctrinate you in the ways of the Bible and the fascists … la Benito Mussolini (you said you were Italian, did you not?), and now, here you are in the SI universe.....
By the way, they lied to you when they told you you were an Italian from Brooklyn....
>>I hope you never learn the true art of masturbation<<
Thanks for your interest, but fortunately for me I am well taken care of in the sexual needs department so as to not need the above relief, as for your case, in doing further research about your persona, I found the following:
True story:
Three men are sitting in the lobby of the Guinness Book of World Records.
After a while of shuffling around, they start to talk to each other.
The first man says, "I have the world's smallest hands and I'm going to be published in the book!"
The second man says, "Well, I have the world's smallest feet and I'm going to be published in the book of records!"
The third man looks up and says, "Well, I have the world's smallest penis and I'm going to be published in the book!"
After awhile, the door opens and the first man is asked to enter. Later, he emerges with a huge grin on his face. He announces, "I have the world's smallest hands!"
In a few minutes, the second man is invited into the room and the door
closes. After awhile, he also emerges and very happily announces, "I have the world's smallest feet, and I'm going to be in the book!"
Then the third man is invited into the room. After about 10 minutes, he emerges with a terrible scowl on his face. The others ask, "What's
wrong?"
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Who the hell is SJB ?
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So as you can see, SJB, I doubt very much that you can enjoy the pleasures of sex, since I doubt very much that any lady would be at all interested in your Guinness records, and as for you masturbating, I also doubt that you could find your dingaling in a hairy mess..... you would have to pee in order to find it .....
Lastly, do not even bother responding as I will simply click on "next" given the fact that your posts, while hilarious at first, they have become rather repetitive, hence boring.
Besides, I do not know if you know this but I advice the devil and all his demon cronies, so you would not want to be conversing with the likes of me, you could be forever damned....
Evil Zebra....
p.s. How come you missed the Heaven's Gate space ship..... may be you can join them on your own.... |
