The Memoirs of SJB -- Part 4
Note: These are the complete posts, edited only to protect the innocent and to remove some of the superfluous (Yahoolee lurkers, that means "extra") carriage returns.
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TO: B*** ******
FROM:SJB
B***:
I presume you have ears and a brain.
I do not have inside information on CASHCO and neither does any one on
these threads.
If you are genuine contact their lawyer. That is what she paid for and ask these legal questions.
The only thing any company that is public has to declare is what officers and matters directly connected with the company.
With my thirty years in the computer industry as stated before all companies use outside sources to assist them and work for them they are called consultants.
IBM uses 1,000's of them and IBM would not tell you one thing about any one that was not connected directly with and on tehir payroll.
No company in the world that was in business w2ould disclose to you who they use for assistance.
Why not give CASHCO a break and give them nine months that is what it takes to have a baby. I am sure you would give your wife or mother that much time, if you are caring and human being.
It is wonderful that the USA gives you the opportunity to criticize and constantly attack companies. If you were in China they would have you behind bars or in a labor camp.
maybe you need that to clear out your brain and lungs.
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TO:C** ****
FROM:SJB
I am afraid your knowledge of the computer industry and the computer industry disclosing who the consultants they use is ususally kept very secretative.
Because no company wants their competitors to know who they are using
as they would expose new products, downsizing, new factories etc.
This industry is not a three ring circus or TV show.
I have placed over 5000 people in positions over the last 30 years and I can tell you their is a great deal of confidentiality when it comes to who is associated with and what consultants they use.
Who knows what Tony is or what he does I really do not care.
Again all I care about is that CASHCO can build a meaningful business.
Maybe there is not a tony at all maybe he is an Alfred, Abraham, George, Rex, Murphy etc.
I am really sick and tired of seeing this boring Rehetoric about Tony.
For all we know someone on this thread may have just fabricated Tony.
Maybe CASHCO is owned by the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OR BILL CLINTON.
mAYBE cashco IS BUILDING THE NEXT computer system to take our astronauats to worlds unknown like STAR TREK.
fORGET tONY LET US GET TO THE LATEST EPISODE OF STRA TREK.
i UNDERSTAND spock got his girl frioend on the enterprise pregnant.
On to where no man has ever gone.
Maybe CASHCO is building the computer system to take us there.
Aw to Star Trek there was more reality than in all this B>S> about CASHCO.
J*****, B*** and M*****, I habva arranged reservations on the next enterprise flight for you. It will returned in the year 2500. By then all my ancesters will be counting the millions they made from me owning CASHCO.
I have to go out with a beautiful woman and have the reality oof total fascination of caressing her beautiful long hair, fair skin and looking and gazing into her beautiful blue eyes.
The debate will go on. I hope the three of you will experience the sasme thing tonite.
Masturbation is a pretty frustrating and lonely thing.
By the way the three of you stay on this thread morning noon and nite I am sure you have time to intermingle with other human beings.
Boy the porno lines on the internet must be humming for the three of you when you want a break from harrassing CASHCO.
If the three of you could have physical love with your computers you would never have to leave your seat.
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TO: B*** ******
FROM: SJB
As I have said before contact their lawyer.
I am truly enjoying the interaction.
When I went to school for Psych. they had us visit a mental hospital to watch the inmates.
In my exchange with many of these people I feel the inmates have been released and I can now communicate with then through computer.
I am sure you are enjoying have dialogue with psychoLOGICAL MISFITS.
OR would you continue this meaningful waste of mind energy.
CASHCO has a lawyer ask her the questions.
I guess your ears are clogged.
I will have to arrange for you to have a stay at a Chinese Labor Camp it will clear out that blockage in your ears and probably get rid that excess baggage around the middle.
I would think you are to old for the marines maybe I can get you into basic at Parris Island. It will accomplish the same clear out the clogged ears and trim an over boted gut.
From the Halls of Montezuma.
Remember John wayne Planting the flag at Iwo Jima.
Maybe CASHCO will get into software animation with movies.
Boy what would the stock go to then.
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TO: B*** ******
FROM: SJB
Not only are your ears clogged but you are blind as a bat in hell.
Call CASHCO lawyers if you desire legal answers that what lawyers are paid for.
I know several good eye doctors.
Bi-Focals are very beneficial if your eye sight is lacking.
If you are blind and deaf the Helen Keller Foundation can help you.
Ask your seeing eye dog to look it up on the Internet.
B*** I have to say between J*****, M***** and yourself I am having the best laughs I have had in over five years.
If you post your address I will send you a gallon of J & B Scotch.
Keep up the good work.
FUN< FUN< FUN
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TO: J***** *****
FROM: SJB
You are so worried about the names of CASHCO companies.
I am going to suggest that the next company they get involved with be called BAGEL AND LOX
iS THAT GOING TO BE A WINNER
Do you know how many people are eating bagels these days.
Do you know LOX goes for over $30.00 a pound.
Bagel and Lox Inc.
Cashco can only make money with that kind of company.
The stockholders will surely be filled and enriched and at the annual meeting we will have a real good lunch.
Keep up the good work J***** I am sure like myself the people on this thread are having the best laughs in five years.
If you put your real name and address if you woiuld be honest enough to I would send a gallon of scotch and a years supply of menstrual pads and a neww mouse for your computer.
The old one is probably wearing out fast.
I can get you a free trial on internet blackjack.
That will give you a good diversion.
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TO: B*** ******
FROM: SJB
It was surely worth my $125.00 investment to exchange these barbs with you.
As stated I have a lot of money invested in CASHCO and believe the company is genuine.
Enjoying the exchange with J*****, M***** and your self.
Better than shooting a couple of rats in the swamps as the boys in Arkansas say.
Keepo up the good work and humour I surely do not feel the stockholders of CASHCO have anything to learn from all the same things over and over.
I feel an internet comedy hour on the CASHCO thread will do more for mental sanity and to bring a couple of good laughs to this boring world.
I hope J*****, M***** and your self keep the comedy show running becaue by this time it surely does have any impact on CASHCO as a company, but it surely adds a lot of comedy to this boring world.
Now I have it figured out CASHCO in your thinking stands for comedy and the three of you have tuned into the wrong channel.
Have you heard Pee Wee Herman is making a come back.
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TO: C** ****
FROM: SJB
My comments last night were accuarate.
I was speakibng about people on this thread that have never met any one just creating names of people to attack.
How about Bill Clinton. Boy does he get attacked every day.
What is your opinion about Bill, Hilary.
Is Bill really the lady's man they make him out to be.
That oval office must be a real swinging place.
How about I get you to meet Bill.
One night with Bill will calm you down and give you the thrill you lack.
Is this not boring for you.
have you got a boy friend, lover or do you just stare at walls and a computer terminal.
Try having a man hold you in his arms, kiss your fore head, your breasts or what ever parts of your anatomy you find stimulating you just might want to waste your time with this thread any more. Multiple Orgasms they are the way to a womans heart. trty it some time. Your life will never be the same. |
