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To: JakeStraw who wrote (782)	5/19/1998 10:43:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) of 1035

What kind of car does me drive? A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mudhole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmers BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking. A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get the farmers car. The horse said "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched out over the width of the hole and said, "Grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did, and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story is: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

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