Andrew, if you are not nicer to tonyt, you will not be invited to the wedding of tonyt and nancy! So, be on your best behavior! Ok?
If what I've heard is true, they had their first date, and it went great! Nancy supposedly had asked tonyt if he was going to pick up the tab, for their first date. After some squirming and reluctance, because of his many losses during the greatest bull market of all time, tonyt agreed to pay for the first date. What a hero!
Well, tonyt met nancy behind the McDonalds, on Main Street, out by the dumpster.
"Wow"! tonyt exclaimed, as he started to stuff his face, "this cheeseburger isn't even half eaten, and it's still a little warm!" "Please help me look for some french fries"!
Anyway, I don't want to bore you with the romantic details, but if you want an invite, you'd better be a little more forgiving of tonyt's lack of substance.
The wedding party buffet is going to be catered via McDonalds, more or less, so it should be a feast for all!
Regards, Bob |
